guitarlust

deebeeus:

Our current inventory of Telecasters.  All priced to sell!  No, wait, actually it’s the opposite…they are priced to NOT sell!

  1. 2009 Fender American Standard Telecaster, Factory Special Run in fiesta red with matching headstock.  Your price: $2,799.99.  (regular price: $2,800.99).  You save: $1.00!) 
  2. 2005-ish Fender Custom Shop ‘67 Telecaster Relic, Shoreline Gold.  Your price: $4501.99  (regular price: $4,502.00).  You save:  $0.01!)
  3. 1968 Fender Telecaster (vintage…NOT a reissue), blonde.  Your price: $9,500.98 (regular price: 15,000.99.  You save:  $5,500.01!)
  4. 2014 homemade DeeBee-Caster™ Custom, candy apple red.  Your price: $22,000.00 (regular price: $44,000.00.  You save a WHOPPING $22,000.00!  This is the deal of the century!  You’d be crazy NOT to buy this guitar!)
  5. 1998 Fender Custom Shop ‘60 Custom Telecaster, sunburst.  Your price: $7,250.00 (regular 7,249.00.  You save:  -$1!)

And yes, I am DEFINITELY kidding.  PLEASE DO NOT send angry “asks” telling me my Teles are overpriced and I am an idiot (I am already aware of both these facts!)

Very nice

tedx

tedx:

Photographer Timm Suess is passionate about capturing decay in our world. He travels to abandoned factories, clinics, and military installations to photograph the places people leave behind.

In a talk at TEDxGundeldingen, Suess details his Chernobyl Journal: a project that led him to the city of Pripyat, Ukraine, which was abandoned after the Chernobyl disaster.

Above, photos from the project, which documents places lost to the disaster.

Then look at Detroit. No catastrophic melt-down…of the kind you see in this post. But a social/economic catastrophe….here in what is supposed to be ” the wealthiest ” and ” the greatest country on Earth ” ! In 300 years, we have turned this place into the place our fore fathers escaped from!

catchhappy

My mom and I were in the car so I put on "Terrible Things" and didn't say anything.

  • Song: *instrumental beginning*
  • Mom: *taps along with her hand* What song is this?
  • Me: Just listen. You'll love it.
  • Song: ...that's when I met your mother, the girl of my dreams.
  • Mom: that's cute.
  • Song: Now I'm asking you please. You know that I love you, will you marry me?
  • Mom: Aw! This song is so sweet!
  • Me: ....
  • Song: She said 'boy can I tell you a terrible thing?'
  • Mom: IS SHE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!
  • Me: Just listen...
  • Song: It seems that I'm sick and I've only got weeks....
  • Mom: Oh....my...
  • Song: Please don't be sad. Now I really believe, you were the greatest thing that ever happened to me...
  • Mom: ....
  • Me: ...
  • Song: *HUGE INSTRUMENTAL PART* SO DON'T FALL IN LOVE THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH TO LOSE!
  • Mom: ....
  • Song: Now son, I'm only telling you this because life....can do terrible things....
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: What. The. Hell. Did you just show me?
  • Me: It's-
  • Mom: YOU JUST RIPPED MY HEART OUT
  • Me: Mom, I-
  • Mom: I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE A CUTE SONG
  • Me: Well it's-
  • Mom: HIS SON ISN'T REAL! IS HE?!
  • Me: Well I think it's like his son that he would have had, but she died and-
  • Mom: Get out.
  • Me: Mom...
  • Mom: Get out.
  • Me: How am I supposed to get home?
  • Mom: You can WALK!
esebourn

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

Hopeful this will change someday for you.